Canadians Revolt Against Smokey Bear

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMAUz-Rc5IscZub2SqRamTbqXM1aOCMThJOqA5wJpcKfsa5wlz44vdb2lQdiKyMrdIlXur-t3f4_lDGcXlLtV2i7TMfGv99iABwU7WhMizV_rfHTz0CF9c0mv3TWDbbN8630wZ_V2qm2aH/s1600/police_swat_black_white_bw_people_anarchy_riot_weapons_1920x1200.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMAUz-Rc5IscZub2SqRamTbqXM1aOCMThJOqA5wJpcKfsa5wlz44vdb2lQdiKyMrdIlXur-t3f4_lDGcXlLtV2i7TMfGv99iABwU7WhMizV_rfHTz0CF9c0mv3TWDbbN8630wZ_V2qm2aH/s640/police_swat_black_white_bw_people_anarchy_riot_weapons_1920x1200.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>ONTARIO, CANADA—Canadians are outraging against new legislature that Smokey Bear is trying to pass. Yesterday, we <a href="http://www.finestnews.blogspot.com/2015/07/smokey-bear-working-to-ban-canadians.html">covered a story</a> where Smokey Bear is trying to ban all Canadian immigrants due to the Saskatchewan forest fires. As it turns out, many Canadians are unhappy with this possible legislation. “We had nothing to do with the forest fires, eh,” Bill Randolph told us. “They were probably started by Smokey Bear himself, eh, we all know he hates us, eh!” The picture above was taken earlier today, and it’s near the border between Minnesota and Canada. We’ll keep you posted with updates.<br /><br /><b>Update 10:07 p.m.: </b>The rioting has subsided, but Smokey Bear is still working on the legislation. We hope all families involved in the riots are unharmed. <i class="fa fa-newspaper-o fa-lg"></i></div>

Canadians Revolt Against Smokey Bear

ONTARIO, CANADA—Canadians are outraging against new legislature that Smokey Bear is trying to pass. Yesterday, we covered a story where Smo...

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Smokey Bear Working to Ban Canadians

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwjq_n7X-JntrbFqCnvxbvHhMimANsOk1VF1lhyphenhyphenGvVayHcXk3cSntZAiIEuzDA3BAQive2g4Ropp2VywAUN-2EqMkbDDu-wGWrUL11_F66Xz3ARUtW5YNku8U_ZVLd9_plQj-X7T-MsOgl/s1600/burrn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwjq_n7X-JntrbFqCnvxbvHhMimANsOk1VF1lhyphenhyphenGvVayHcXk3cSntZAiIEuzDA3BAQive2g4Ropp2VywAUN-2EqMkbDDu-wGWrUL11_F66Xz3ARUtW5YNku8U_ZVLd9_plQj-X7T-MsOgl/s640/burrn.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>SASKATCHEWAN, CANADA—As the wildfires rage on in Canada, Smokey Bear is working with local politicians in the United States to ban Canadian immigrants. “We can<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>t have Canadians in the United States after all of the messages I<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>ve had broadcasted on T.V.” Smokey told us. “They blatantly ignored my messages and many Midwestern states are suffering from their insolence.” If the law passes, all Canadians immigrants will need to return to their home country. If this is the only way to get rid of Justin Bieber, here<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>s to hoping that it gets passed. Smokey also told us that he may be running for the 2016 presidential election, but he has not decided yet. He told us that if he becomes president, he<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>ll remove Canada from the world map. <i class="fa fa-newspaper-o fa-lg"></i></div>

Smokey Bear Working to Ban Canadians

SASKATCHEWAN, CANADA—As the wildfires rage on in Canada, Smokey Bear is working with local politicians in the United States to ban Canadian ...

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Bill Cosby Running for President

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqt1SOqvFURc-AxyHAb8iLqtAFI_9dQCJcKQ7xrEP3Xh3duQe-uG9sdhXBKIRyrULKwP1GeZsbYSht4mQtJ8YG6mpRx1nP37Q-JBDbspcPW7ktOlzyxvRUyssnYlZDSEs_n8bolzVmxXlU/s1600/bill-cosby.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqt1SOqvFURc-AxyHAb8iLqtAFI_9dQCJcKQ7xrEP3Xh3duQe-uG9sdhXBKIRyrULKwP1GeZsbYSht4mQtJ8YG6mpRx1nP37Q-JBDbspcPW7ktOlzyxvRUyssnYlZDSEs_n8bolzVmxXlU/s640/bill-cosby.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>SHELBURNE, MA—Long-time comedian and actor Bill Cosby announced his candidacy today. We asked him why he decided to run so late, and he replied, “I<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>ve always wanted to be president. I didn<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>t know if I had it in me until recently.” We weren<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>t sure exactly what he meant by that, so we decided to ask him once more. “I<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>ve been accused of raping women. We cannot have a president that hasn<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>t been accused of some crime. I<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>m ahead of the pack.” That<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>s true, Cosby is definitely ahead of the pack. And with our current president being African American, it<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; white-space: pre-wrap;">’</span>s likely that Cosby will win. <i class="fa fa-newspaper-o fa-lg"></i></div></div>

Bill Cosby Running for President

SHELBURNE, MA—Long-time comedian and actor Bill Cosby announced his candidacy today. We asked him why he decided to run so late, and he repl...

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